#calculator

Not everything adds up, sometimes it makes a negative number. The smart thing, is to do it on a calculator... you can always erase it then and pretend it never happened. Of course, if you're REALLY smart, you wouldn't have worried about it in the first place. ↗

— Savannah MEE

#life #life

People challenge my nerd cred all the time. I just show them the photo of me winning my middle-school science fair, wearing my Casio calculator watch and eyeglasses so big they look like they can see the future. ↗

— Aisha Tyler

#calculator #challenge #fair #future #i

But the age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators has succeeded; and the glory of Europe is extinguished forever. ↗

— Edmund Burke

#calculators #chivalry #economists #europe #extinguished

A businessman is a hybrid of a dancer and a calculator. ↗

— Paul Valery

#calculator #dancer #hybrid

I'm always crunching numbers, so my calculator watch is a must. ↗

— David Neeleman

#calculator #i #must #numbers #watch

I can't read a computer screen and never use a calculator. It's all in my head and by hand. ↗

— Simon Reuben

#computer #computer screen #hand #head #i

The first calculators tended to sell for $400 or $500. Today, you can get a pretty good one for 4 or $5. ↗

— Jack Kilby

#first #get #good #pretty #pretty good

Nature hates calculators. ↗

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

#nature

Joining the Liberal Party was a no-brainer for me... And when you are a young man, you don't get a calculator out saying, 'Am I going to get to power?' You get propelled forward by idealism. ↗

— Nick Clegg

#calculator #forward #get #going #i

I sold my most valuable possession, but I knew that because I worked at Hewlett Packard, I could buy the next model calculator the very next month for a lower price than I sold the older one for! ↗

— Steve Wozniak

#buy #calculator #could #i #knew