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If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.


Carol Alt


#call #crackers #eat #get #hungry

The key then to attaining this higher level of intelligence is to make our years of study qualitatively rich. We don't simply absorb information - we internalize it and make it our own by finding some way to put this knowledge to practical use.


Robert Greene


#internalization #practical-application #quality #intelligence

The greatest admission a human can make is that perhaps he does not have the intelligence, the vision, the grasp to fully understand the universe, and that perhaps no human ever will. To put it all down to some omnipotent deity is a cop-out. Factor in fairy tales of an afterlife and it becomes a comforting cop-out.


Neal Asher


#philosophical #intelligence

They were following me because I was ahead of them, which is no way to choose a leader. Following someone simply because they're out in front is never a good idea, but it happens all the time.


Alan Huffman


#leadership

Leadership is familiar, but not well understood.


Gerald Weinberg


#leadership #leadership-vs-management #leadership

No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.


François de La Rochefoucauld


#life #truth #life

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.


Kurt Vonnegut


#life #philosophical #life

If you only had 48 hours left to live, would you spend it like you normally spend your weekends? If not, why spend 2/7th of your life wasting your free time? After all, free time isn’t free. Free time is the most expensive time you have, because nobody pays for it but you. But that also makes it the most valuable time you have, as you alone stand to reap the profits from spending it wisely.


Jarod Kintz


#free #musing #philosophical #philosophy #time

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!


Bill Watterson


#god #hobbes #life #life

Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it's just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!


Bill Watterson


#calvin #hobbes #humor #humor






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