#cake

But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs. ↗

— Eva Herzigova

#cake #eggs #how #i #learned

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake? ↗

— John Heywood

#both #cake #eat #would #your

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#cinema #life #me #piece #slice

I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#pound-cake #weight-gain #funny