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[Yankees] are pretty much like southerners except with worse manners, of course, and terrible accents.


Margaret Mitchell


#rhett-butler-to-scarlett #southerners #yankees #humor

I want to live in a mansion, wear nice suits, and get paid to have my boss grovel at my feet. I want to be the butler to a sycophant.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #sycophancy #funny

I'm simpley one hell of a butler.


Sebastian Michealis


#black #butler #funny #hell #i-m

Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?


Eoin Colfer


#butler #eoin-colfer #humor #humor

I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There's one thing I do know... and that is that I love you, Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd. But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names.


Margaret Mitchell


#forgiveness

Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.


Margaret Mitchell


#rhett-butler #freedom

Never give all the heart, for love Will hardly seem worth thinking of To passionate women if it seem Certain, and they never dream That it fades out from kiss to kiss; For everything that's lovely is But a brief, dreamy, kind delight. O Never give the heart outright, For they, for all smooth lips can say, Have given their hearts up to the play. And who could play it well enough If deaf and dumb and blind with love? He that made this knows all the cost, For he gave all his heart and lost.


W.B. Yeats


#heartbreak #in-the-seven-woods #loss #love #never-give-all-the-heart

There were only two men on the planet better educated in the various martial arts than Butler, and he was related to one of them. The other lived on an island in the South China Sea, and spent his days meditating and beating up palm trees. You had to feel sorry for the B'wa Kell.


Eoin Colfer


#humor #martial-arts #art

An Irish Airman foresees his Death I Know that I shall meet my fate Somewhere among the clouds above; Those that I fight I do not hate Those that I guard I do not love, My country is Kiltartan Cross, My countrymen Kiltartan’s poor, No likely end could bring them loss Or leave them happier than before. Nor law, nor duty bade me fight, Nor public man, nor cheering crowds, A lonely impulse of delight Drove to this tumult in the clouds; I balanced all, brought all to mind, The years to come seemed waste of breath, A waste of breath the years behind In balance with this life, this death.


W.B. Yeats


#butler #poem #william #yeats #death

So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket that are no doubt swirling in that big brain of yours, then I will not mention the super-laser episode again. Agreed?" This jacket is really cutting into my shoulders, thought Artemis. And it's so heavy that I could not outrun a slug. But he said, "Agreed.


Eoin Colfer


#butler #humor #humor