#bumper

Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth? ↗

— Paul Neilan

#humor #humor

The world’s bumper sticker reads: Life sucks, and then you die. Perhaps Christian bumper stickers should read: Life sucks, but then you find hope and you can’t wait to die. ↗

— Ted Dekker

#christianity #pessimism #positive-thinking #life

You want to know whether we're better off? I've got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive. Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive! Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive! ↗

— Joe Biden

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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins. ↗

— David Cross

#cover #each #first #get #just

I'm not all that big on rides. I sort of like bumper cars but I don't really go to Disneyland all that much unless if have nieces and nephews or people to take. ↗

— Anjelica Huston

#bumper #cars #disneyland #go #i

I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy. ↗

— John Bolton

#bumper #bumper sticker #foreign #foreign policy #i

Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need. ↗

— Solomon Ortiz

#friends #give #got #mean #more

Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker. ↗

— Mitt Romney

#build #bumper #bumper sticker #faded #hope

People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind of way of bringing down gasoline prices. The fact of the matter is that nobody can do that. The price of oil is set on the global economy. People who have looked at this closely and hard know that's the case. ↗

— Ken Salazar

#american people #bringing #bumper #bumper sticker #case

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. ↗

— Charles M. Schulz

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