#bucket

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket. ↗

— George Orwell

#bucket #inside #rattling #stick

I cleaned up my act because otherwise I would have kicked the bucket. ↗

— Lou Reed

#because #bucket #cleaned #i #kicked

Many drops make a bucket, many buckets make a pond, many ponds make a lake, and many lakes make an ocean. ↗

— Percy Ross

#buckets #drops #lake #lakes #make

However, the thought hit me that this was a pretty pathetic way to kick the bucket - being accidentally poisoned during a photo shoot, of all things - and I started weeping at the idiocy of it all. ↗

— Lara St. John

#all things #being #bucket #during #hit

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light - you'll go broke. ↗

— Chuck Jones

#broke #bucket #buy #catastrophes #go

We give advice by the bucket, but take it by the grain. ↗

— Tom Stoppard

#bucket #give #grain #take

Seek not for fresher founts afar, just drop you bucket where you are. ↗

— Sam Walter Foss

#bucket #drop #fresher #just #seek

You can lead a team in a lot of different ways. It can be talking to somebody who is down or, during the course of a game, looking to penetrate and then dropping the ball off to someone else for an easy bucket. ↗

— Bill Cartwright

#bucket #course #different #different ways #down

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room. ↗

— Danny DeVito

#bed #blinds #bottle #boxer #bucket

The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination. ↗

— Andrew McEwan

#fast-food #humour #irony #laziness #misapprehension