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A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!


Nicole McKay


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I like farm salmon. I like the idea of fish growing on trees.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #funny

A bruise is a lesson...and each lesson makes us better.


George R.R. Martin


#obstacles #trying #inspirational

Being upright and uncompromising will lead to unemployment by themselves. But to be willfully ignorant of a calling in life as well, that is the denial of a born alcoholic.


Bauvard


#callings #denial #funny #humor #jobs

The riot had taken on a beauty of its own now. Arcs of gasoline fire under the crescent moon. Crimson tracer in mystical parabolas. Phosphorescence from the barrels of plastic bullet guns. A distant yelling like that of men below decks in a torpedoed prison ship. The scarlet whoosh of Molotovs intersecting with exacting surfaces. Helicopters everywhere: their spotlights finding one another like lovers in the Afterlife. And all this through a lens of oleaginous Belfast rain.


Adrian McKinty


#bombs #helicopters #revolution #riot #beauty

When two people love each other as we do, no one can come between them, no one," I said, amazed at the words I was uttering without preparation. "Lovers like us, because they know that nothing can destroy their love, even on the worst days, even when they are heedlessly hurting each other in the cruelest , most deceitful ways, still carry in their hearts a consolation that never abandons them." (p.191)


Orhan Pamuk


#obsession #love

Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?


John Green


#humor #teens #twitter #humor

Let me also say I wanna make you sandwhiches, And soup, And peanut butter cookies, Though, the truth is peanutbutter is actually really bad for you 'cause they grow peanuts in old cotton fields to clean the toxins out of the soil, But hey, you like peanutbutter and I like you!


Andrea Gibson


#love #poem #love

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.


Steven Wright


#humor #humor

Stars are only the rain of the Absolute.


Dejan Stojanovic


#dejan-stojanovic #literature #poetry #poets #quotes






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