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It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.


Woody Allen


#heaven

Absurdity is one of the most human things about us: a manifestation of our most advanced and interesting characteristics.


Thomas Nagel


#nagel #philosophy #manifestation

The excitable observer will pass judgement first and then make knowledge conform to judgement; the prudent observer will first learn to know and then judge according to knowledge.


Thomas Cleary


#knowledge #observer #conformity

The people heard it, and approved the doctrine, and immediately practiced the contrary.


Benjamin Franklin


#contradiction #doctrines #paradox #practice #rules

Snarling an oath from an Icelandic saga, I reclaimed my place at the head of the queue. "Oy!" yelled a punk rocker, with studs in his cranium. "There's a fackin' queue!" Never apologize, advises Lloyd George. Say it again, only this time, ruder. "I know there's a 'fackin' queue'! I already queued in it once and I am not going to queue in it again just because Nina Simone over there won't sell me a ruddy ticket!" A colored yeti in a clip-on uniform swooped. "Wassa bovver?" "This old man here reckons his colostomy bag entitles him to jump the queue," said the skinhead, "and make racist slurs about the lady of Afro-Caribbean extraction in the advance-travel window." I couldn't believe I was hearing this.


David Mitchell


#humor #london #punk #racism #skinhead

The most important reason for your “no” is that you need your downtime so you won’t behave like a jerk because you’re depleted. And you don’t want to battle an appetite spiked by the stress of overcommitment. But that’s your secret; others don’t need that information. So just smile, say no, thank you, and keep moving.


Holly Mosier


#overcoming-obstacles #peace-of-mind #purpose #stress #stress

The man who refuses to judge, who neither agrees nor disagrees, who declares that there are no absolutes and believes that he escapes responsibility, is the man responsible for all the blood that is now spilled in the world. Reality is an absolute, existence is an absolute, a speck of dust is an absolute and so is a human life. Whether you live or die is an absolute. Whether you have a piece of bread or not, is an absolute. Whether you eat your bread or see it vanish into a looter's stomach, is an absolute. There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. The man who is wrong still retains some respect for truth, if only by accepting the responsibility of choice. But the man in the middle is the knave who blanks out the truth in order to pretend that no choice or values exist, who is willing to sit out the course of any battle, willing to cash in on the blood of the innocent or to crawl on his belly to the guilty, who dispenses justice by condemning both the robber and the robbed to jail, who solves conflicts by ordering the thinker and the fool to meet each other halfway. In any compromise between food and poison, it is only death that can win. In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit. In that transfusion of blood which drains the good to feed the evil, the compromise is the transmitting rubber tube.


Ayn Rand


#compromise #conflict-resolution #evil #indecisiveness #judgement

When we don’t put the brakes on our self-absorption, we have nothing stopping us from total self-destruction. We become the fruits of our actions.


Zeena Schreck


#egocentricity #hubris #karma #karmic-effects #self-absorption

Minds that have withered into psychosis are far more terrifying than any character of fiction.


Christian Baloga


#bipolar #character #christian-baloga #crazy #emotional

Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.


Woody Allen


#cockroaches #self-esteem #absurd






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