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A few years ago, when I was hitchhiking through Laramie, Wyoming, I met an old and infertile man named John. I told him, “I think I’d have made a good son, John. But I’d have made an even better Johnson.” He nodded as he took a long drag from his cigarette before he said, “I think I would have made a good Robert Derrick. But I'd have made an even better Derrick Robert.” I was silent for a few minutes, because I knew all too well what he meant. I’ve often felt I’d have made a great Bruce Robert, and an even better Robert the Bruce than Robert the Bruce ever was. Because, as many people have told me, “You can take all the Bruces in the world, including Mr. Willis, and you’d be the only one who could simply be called ‘The Bruce.’” But you couldn’t call me “The Boss,” because that title belongs to another Bruce.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #hitchhiking #humor #humour #infertile

Trying to imagine E. M. Forster, who found Ulysses indecorous, at a London performance of Lenny Bruce—to which in fact he was once taken. Trying to imagine the same for a time-transported Nathaniel Hawthorne—who during his first visit to Europe was even shocked by the profusion of naked statues.


David Markson


#lenny-bruce #m-forster #nathaniel-hawthorne #norms #puritanism

Talk about a dream, try to make it real


Bruce Springsteen


#inspirational #inspirational-life #music #dreams

For it is easy to criticize and break down the spirit of others, but to know yourself takes a lifetime.


Bruce Lee


#criticism

The hungry and the haunted explode in a rock'n'roll band.


Bruce Springsteen


#music #song-lyrics #music

When I got depressed, I watched Bruce Lee movies. I learned everything from Bruce Lee.


Jackie Chan


#bruce lee #depressed #everything #got #i

People fantasize about being a hero and helping someone in trouble. Batman is that fantasy realized-not just for Bruce Wayne, but for the audience. Inwardly, Bruce Wayne is still an adolescent watching his parents being murdered. That will never leave him. And people really relate to that.


Kevin Conroy


#adolescent #audience #batman #being #bruce

I don't think I'd have been as good as Bruce was. He was a better JFK than I would have been.


Kevin Costner


#better #bruce #good #i #jfk

I mean, I was always interested in people like Lenny Bruce, people who are breaking the old rules and making new ones.


Faye Dunaway


#breaking #bruce #i #interested #lenny

I was raised on Bruce Lee.


Bridget Fonda


#bruce lee #i #i was raised #lee #raised






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