#broom

I was a shy kid with a broom handle that I pretended was a microphone. ↗

— Patti LaBelle

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#handle #i #kid #microphone #pretended

And I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get, I don't know, a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid, put the other end up my arse, stick me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I would write a better song on the walls. That's all I'm saying. ↗

— Dylan Moran

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#dylan #funk-soul-brother #humor #humour #moran

Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.
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— Jarod Kintz

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#cat #cats #clean #floor #funny