#broom

They need to practice harder," he said. 'If they're really going to do this, they need to work much harder.' 'They will," I assured him. 'But they got better, right?' Baz laughed. 'Are you going to stand in front of them during their gigs too? If so, make sure you get equal billing. People will pay a lot to see the girl with the broom. ↗

— Antony John

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#dumb #five-flavors-of-dumb #fun #gigs #equality

When someone hands you a broom, get a few buckets of paint. That is how a janitor becomes an impressionist. If the 19th century French style could improve upon nature, it can make your floor look clean. ↗

— Bauvard

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#brooms #cleaning #custodians #funny #humor

Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear. ↗

— Zora Neale Hurston

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#beast #broom #drive #fear #grab