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At the height of the British Empire very few English novels were written that dealt with British power. It's extraordinary that at the moment in which England was the global superpower the subject of British power appeared not to interest most writers.


Salman Rushdie


#british #british empire #dealt #empire #england

I lived in London for eight years and I like to say that I am two parts American and one part British because I lived there for a third of my life.


Devon Aoki


#american #because #british #eight #i

I have done my time living on the run. I'm British and I want to come home.


Gary Glitter


#come #done #home #i #living

I could have closed down bits of British Home Stores to make more money but it's not my style. I want to make my money as a retailer, not by putting people out of work.


Philip Green


#british #closed #could #down #home

It all went back to problems we had talked about before, you know, such as the British not believing in formation bombing and not believing in daytime bombing.


Stuart Symington


#back #before #believing #bombing #british

Personally I like the English style better. It is not quite so brittle, and the people as a rule, just wear clothes and drink drinks. There is more sense of background, as if Cheesecake Manor really existed all around and not just the part the camera sees; there are more long walks over the Downs and the characters don’t all try to behave as if they had just been tested by MGM. The English may not always be the best writers in the world, but they are incomparably the best dull writers.


Raymond Chandler


#murder-mysteries #art

I put it to you that there are no British poets, there are no British novelists. I have heard myself described as one, but I think really I'm an English novelist; there are Scottish poets and Scottish novelists.


Ian Mcewan


#described #english #heard #i #i think

At midnight on July 1, 1997, Hongkong, the British Crown Colony, will be restored to China. This is not only an event which will be celebrated by patriotic Chinese; any patriotic American should celebrate it as well.


Robert Trout


#any #british #celebrate #celebrated #china

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.


Kevin Hearne


#death #death

I remember the very day, sometime during the first two weeks of my five-year amorous sojourn in Brutland, when I was made privy to one of the most arcane of their utterings. The time was ripe for that major epiphany, my initiation into the sacred knowledge—or should I say gnosis?—of that all-important, quintessentially Brutish slang term, the word that endless hours of scholastic education by renowned mentors, plus years of scrupulous scrutiny into scrofulous texts, had disappointingly failed to impart to me, leaving me with that deep sense of emptiness begotten by hemimathy; the time was finally ripe for me to be transported by the velvety feel of the unvoiced palato-alveolar fricative, the élan of the unpronounceable and masochistically hedonistic front open-rounded vowel, and, last but not least, the (admittedly short) ejaculatory quality of the voiced velar stop: all three of them combined together to form that miraculous lexical item, the word shag.


Spiros Doikas


#britain #british #english #humor #sex






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