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If you do a story about a British journalist rescuing a child from Sarajevo, then Sarajevo just becomes an exotic location, and the story's about this British journalist.


Michael Winterbottom


#becomes #british #child #exotic #journalist

I put it to you that there are no British poets, there are no British novelists. I have heard myself described as one, but I think really I'm an English novelist; there are Scottish poets and Scottish novelists.


Ian Mcewan


#described #english #heard #i #i think

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.


Kevin Hearne


#death #death

I remember the very day, sometime during the first two weeks of my five-year amorous sojourn in Brutland, when I was made privy to one of the most arcane of their utterings. The time was ripe for that major epiphany, my initiation into the sacred knowledge—or should I say gnosis?—of that all-important, quintessentially Brutish slang term, the word that endless hours of scholastic education by renowned mentors, plus years of scrupulous scrutiny into scrofulous texts, had disappointingly failed to impart to me, leaving me with that deep sense of emptiness begotten by hemimathy; the time was finally ripe for me to be transported by the velvety feel of the unvoiced palato-alveolar fricative, the élan of the unpronounceable and masochistically hedonistic front open-rounded vowel, and, last but not least, the (admittedly short) ejaculatory quality of the voiced velar stop: all three of them combined together to form that miraculous lexical item, the word shag.


Spiros Doikas


#britain #british #english #humor #sex

People who try to pretend they're superior make it so much harder for those of us who really are.


Hyacinth Bucket


#comedy #humor #humor

I can smell the smoke now. I can see tendrils of it comin' up between the cracks in the shrikin' floorboards. There she is, calmly taking down the framed examples of fine embroideries, samplers, and needlework from teh hallway wall and tucking them under her arm. "Mistress! Come on! You've got to leave!" She calmly turns and faces me. "Why?" she asks. "The British are coming?" "Only one, Mistress," I say


L.A. Meyer


#british #humor #pirates #humor

If you happen to pass by 84 Charing Cross Road, kiss it for me? I owe it so much.


Helene Hanff


#debt #england #kiss #please #writers

We always know when we are awake that we cannot be dreaming even though when actually dreaming we feel all this may be real.


Ruth Rendell


#dreaming #mystery #real #dreams

I feel more Irish than English. I feel freer than British, more visceral, with a love of language. Shot through with fire in some way. That's why I resist being appropriated as the current repository of Shakespeare on the planet. That would mean I'm part of the English cultural elite, and I am utterly ill-fitted to be.


Kenneth Branagh


#appropriated #being #british #cultural #current

My influences were Peter Sellers and the great British character actors.


Tracey Ullman


#character #character actors #great #influences #peter






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