Read through the most famous quotes by topic #brick
A brick could be used as crib K, if you simply rearrange the letters. And what’s in cribs A-J? Well, with the exception of one sleeping midget, the cribs contain babies, of course. ↗
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A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money. ↗
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A blanket could be used to cover Mt. Rushmore. But if you rush more, you’re going to rip the blanket in the same way that the very fabric of our democracy is torn. ↗
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A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think about it. ↗
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A brick could be used in conjunction with another brick to be the Democrat and Republican Presidential candidates. People will say, Vote for the brick on the left, or, The brick on the right is better. But do not be deceived—they're both the same, and they're both bricks. ↗
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A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to talk to the swimming mammals. ↗
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A brick could be used to communicate with the dead. I just spoke to Stalin, and he’s very pleased with the way America’s progressing, collectively, as a country. ↗
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A brick could be used as a doorstop. But why bother? To promote an open-door policy, I had all the walls knocked down. ↗
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If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to impregnate your fireplace? ↗
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Bricks could be used as words in the saying of a mason. When words and actions match up, you have a structure people could live in. It's a lot to live up to, and a lot to live in. ↗
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