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A brick would make a great stocking stuffer at Christmas—especially if you chisel it out of the fireplace the stocking is hanging from. Let the homeowner know how much you care.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then either discarded or folded up like a wearable memory.



Jarod Kintz


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I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.



Jarod Kintz


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I’ve got you covered. Just don’t hog all the blanket.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate the masses, and ensure everlasting peace for all populations throughout time. Wait, I’m sorry, that’s not right. I was confusing a brick with a blanket. It’s a blanket that could be used for all those things. 



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.



Jarod Kintz


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Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.


Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smite thee with His wrath.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to increase the odds of decreasing their fuel efficiency.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.



Jarod Kintz


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