#brick

A brick could be used to build a color theory that red objects encapsulate rage. Don’t believe me? Think of all the red objects that inspire hate: stop lights, Nazi swastikas, and tomato juice.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, and if you drink enough, you can even make love to it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Follow the yellow brick road. ↗

— E. Y. Harburg

#follow #road #yellow

I am like a brick. ↗

— Amrish Puri

#brick #i #i am #like

Kubrick never explained the ending to us, or what his intentions were. He didn't intend for it to be a predictable film. ↗

— Keir Dullea

#explained #film #his #intend #intentions

A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly more communicative than me giving you a scrap of paper with a doodle of an erect penis. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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I won't forget the hood. I won't forget the days of catching a bullet on the way to the mailbox or bricks with death threats that somehow made their way through the window. ↗

— Pau Gasol

#bullet #catching #days #death #forget

A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a gateway to all your dreams. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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Bricks could be used to stock vending machines. You may be out of a home, but I’ll never be out of bricks to sell you.
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— Jarod Kintz

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