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Kubrick never explained the ending to us, or what his intentions were. He didn't intend for it to be a predictable film.


Keir Dullea


#explained #film #his #intend #intentions

A brick could be used as the Cube of Love. But I'd use it sparingly, or risk heart attack.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#brick-and-blanket-uses #divergence-test #funny #humor #love

A brick could be used as a Love Detector. Yes, it's true! Find the love of your life today. Don't hesitate! To find out how, please mail a check or money order to:
 Jarod Kintz
 12321 Gullible Dr.
 Jacksonville, Fl 32202
 (Actual brick not included.)


Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#brick-and-blanket-test #divergence-test #funny #humor #love

A blanket could be used to keep me single. Not that I need any help from anybody or anything to stay single. Actually, to stay single, I need the full cooperation of the entire female population, which is kind of impressive, because in conclusively and inclusively agreeing not to date me, it's like the first time in human history a collective has ever fully agreed on something. 



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I won't forget the hood. I won't forget the days of catching a bullet on the way to the mailbox or bricks with death threats that somehow made their way through the window.


Pau Gasol


#bullet #catching #days #death #forget

A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Kick the blanket, don’t kick the bucket—especially if that bucket is full of death (or bricks).



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the mason of every woman’s dreams.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #design

Bricks could be used to stock vending machines. You may be out of a home, but I’ll never be out of bricks to sell you.



Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.


Augustus


#city #found #i #left #marble






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