#breasts

B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view. ↗

— Robert Paul Smith

#function #ladies #now #once #prized

I don't want to discuss my breasts with the whole world! ↗

— Brooke Burke

#discuss #i #want #whole #world

Not much has been written about the Nereids of modern Greece. Wherever there is a warm, healing stream they believe that it flows from the breasts of the Nereids. ↗

— James Theodore Bent

#been #believe #breasts #flows #greece

It's my body. And I like my body. And I like my breasts. And no, they're not fake. ↗

— Lindsay Lohan

#breasts #fake #i #like

You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping. ↗

— Cindy Crawford

#aging #breasts #curves #hips #women

Every four weeks I go up a bra size... it's worth being pregnant just for the breasts. ↗

— Natasha Hamilton

#being pregnant #bra #breasts #every #four

I can’t fly with one wing. But I can’t go hungry either, and I already ate both the legs, the breasts, and the other wing. 
 ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#eat #flight #fly #food #hunger

I want to have breasts the size of Florida, so that people might see me at Ponte Vedra beach and gasp, “Look at the size of his Naples! ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#florida #funny #naples #ponte-vedra #funny

After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, "You named your breasts?" I turned my back to him with a shrug. "I named my ovaries, too, but they don't get out as much. ↗

— Darynda Jones

#humor #humor

You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts. Thrity pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A sculpture would also be acceptable. I was wondering if it would be possible for you to write a sestina about Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts? Your six words are: pink, round, firmness, succulent, supple, and pillowy. Personally, I think at least one of the words should be buhbuhbuhbuh. ↗

— John Green

#breasts #funny #humor #paper #towns