#boyfriend

(She) got herself a real boyfriend and she was just crazy about him. Not jack rabbit naked and coyote howling crazy, but sugar 'n' butter, soft 'n' sweet crazy. ↗

— Jackson Burnett

#crazy-in-love #jackson-burnett #love #relationships #the-past-never-ends

Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?" Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures. ↗

— Rachel Hawkins

#archer-cross #boyfriend #girlfriend #hex-hall #marriage

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#friend #old #priest #saw #she

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain. ↗

— Mae West

#another #boyfriend #case #day #rain

I met my boyfriend, a pro poker player, at a tournament. He tried to dissuade me because it's a seedy gritty world. Listen, I've played till 4 in the morning. I've played with a half million dollars on the table. ↗

— Jennifer Tilly

#boyfriend #dollars #gritty #half #i

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing. ↗

— Patricia Velasquez

#boyfriend #brother #brothers #could #happy

I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending more time alone than I'd like. ↗

— Lucinda Williams

#been #boyfriend #broke #i #just

I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend!' ↗

— Luke Wilson

#boyfriend #hey #i #like #many

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. ↗

— April Winchell

#bad #boyfriend #computer #days #distracted

I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations. ↗

— Alyson Hannigan

#absolutely #absolutely nothing #boyfriend #doing #fun