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The Flutie Bowl is a great event that brings together people who really care about the autism community. We always have a great time bowling and playing music.


Doug Flutie


#always #autism #bowl #bowling #brings

I want to take all the pain of humanity, ball it up into a compressed, black 16-pound sphere, add three holes in a triangular formation to it, and use it to bowl a strike.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humanity #pain #funny

I can’t believe I’ve missed this sport. It’s all about fingering holes and caressing balls.


K.A. Mitchell


#funny #k-a-mitchell #sport #funny

Now I do bowling, golf, and tennis. I want to be a good bowler.


Andy Lau


#bowling #golf #good #i #i do

After tea it's back to painting - a large poplar at dusk with a gathering storm. From time to time instead of this evening painting session I go bowling in one of the neighbouring villages, but not very often.


Gustav Klimt


#back #bowling #dusk #evening #from time to time

I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain.


Brian Schweitzer


#bowling #bowling alley #fight #get #i

I am a bowling alley celebrity. Women throw themselves at me. Sometimes other women (larger women) throw other women (smaller women) at me.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #funny

I have studied the astrological musings of the mystics, and I can conclude one thing: of all things cosmic, bowling is the best.


Jarod Kintz


#bowling #cosmic #funny #musings #mystic

It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling.


Amy Krouse Rosenthal


#bowling #leaning #sports #life

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.


Kirstie Alley


#balls #bowling #complaint #feel #gone






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