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Books are many things: lullabies for the weary, ointment for the wounded, armour for the fearful and nests for those in need of a home.


Glenda Millard


#home

In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day.


Rick Riordan


#humor #olympians #humor

So many books, so little time.


Frank Zappa


#humor #humor

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.


Steven Wright


#humor #reading #humor

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.


Kiersten White


#evie #humor #humor

There is something called the rapture of the deep, and it refers to what happens when a deep-sea diver spends too much time at the bottom of the ocean and can't tell which way is up. When he surfaces, he's liable to have a condition called the bends, where the body can't adapt to the oxygen levels in the atmosphere. All of this happens to me when I surface from a great book.


Nora Ephron


#reading-books #humor

the book I was reading turned out to be crack


Elizabeth Norris


#reading-books #humor

Good stories take your imagination to anywhere


Raphaela Mello


#fantasy #imagination #imagination

So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!


Rachel Renée Russell


#humor #humor

What are you doing with all those books anyway?" Ron asked. Just trying to decide which ones to take with us," said Hermione. When we're looking for the Horcruxes." Oh, of course," said Ron, clapping a hand to his forehead. "I forgot we'll be hunting down Voldemort in a mobile library.


J.K. Rowling


#packing #death






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