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Because this absolutely insane - the craziest thing I'd ever done. Worse than giving a one-star review, scarier than asking for an interview with an author I'd give my firstborn to eat lunch with, more stupid than kissing Daemon.


Jennifer L. Armentrout


#humor #humor

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.


Steven Wright


#humor #reading #humor

Far be it from me to keep a woman from her book. That could become dangerous


Elizabeth Hunter


#humor #humor

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.


Kiersten White


#evie #humor #humor

There is something called the rapture of the deep, and it refers to what happens when a deep-sea diver spends too much time at the bottom of the ocean and can't tell which way is up. When he surfaces, he's liable to have a condition called the bends, where the body can't adapt to the oxygen levels in the atmosphere. All of this happens to me when I surface from a great book.


Nora Ephron


#reading-books #humor

the book I was reading turned out to be crack


Elizabeth Norris


#reading-books #humor

Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation.


Stephen Richards


#mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money #motivational #new-age

You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened. You have to write me a term paper on the look and feel of Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts. Thrity pages, minimum! I want you to do a photo-realistic pencil drawing. A sculpture would also be acceptable. I was wondering if it would be possible for you to write a sestina about Margo Roth Spiegelman's breasts? Your six words are: pink, round, firmness, succulent, supple, and pillowy. Personally, I think at least one of the words should be buhbuhbuhbuh.


John Green


#breasts #funny #humor #paper #towns

Good stories take your imagination to anywhere


Raphaela Mello


#fantasy #imagination #imagination

So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!


Rachel Renée Russell


#humor #humor