#blondes

I try to bring my mascara everywhere because I'm a blonde and you know blondes have really light eyelashes, you always wanna put more and more on 'til they look like spiders, that's just what I do. ↗

— Julianne Hough

#because #blonde #blondes #bring #everywhere

I love Latin women, yet for some reason I always wind up with blondes. ↗

— Chris Kirkpatrick

#blondes #i #i always #i love #latin

Like so many substantial citizens of America, he had married young and kept on marrying, springing from blonde to blonde like the chamois of the Alps leaping from crag to crag. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humor #marriage #trophy-wives #humor

Blondes are like white mice, you only find them in cages. They wouldn’t last long in nature. They’re too conspicuous. ↗

— Margaret Atwood

#nature

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. ↗

— Mamie Van Doren

#blondes #gentlemen #possible #prefer

I was very influenced by the musicals and romantic comedies of the 1930s. I admired Gene Harlow and such, which probably explains why, since the end of my marriage, I've dated nothing but a succession of blondes. ↗

— Hugh Hefner

#blondes #comedies #dated #end #explains

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints. ↗

— Alfred Hitchcock

#blondes #bloody #footprints #like #make