#bloke

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand. ↗

— Anne Robinson

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#dream #hand #i #me #now

It seems like the older bands are bigger than ever. We get a mixed crowd where you have kids and old blokes like me. ↗

— Geezer Butler

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#bigger #blokes #crowd #ever #get

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

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#around #assistant #blind #bloke #calls