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Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!


J.K. Rowling


#dumbledore #funny #the-philosopher-s-stone #funny

As far as informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused himself for a moment, picturing Dumbledore, with his long silver beard, full-length wizard's robes, and pointed hat, stretched out on a beach somewhere, rubbing suntan lotion onto his long crooked nose.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #humor #humor

I want, I want, I want... At this point I'm just a mass of seething wants, but what I want I'm not really sure of. (Like going to the fridge, and opening it, letting all the cold air out...and not knowing what it is you want to eat. You stand with the door open hoping that something will you inspire you.) I'm standing with the door open at the fridge of life, and I want.


Joanne Horniman


#secret-scribbled-notebooks #inspirational

Like the fact that the person Sirius cared for the most about in the world was you," said Dumbledore quietly.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #love #oreder-of-the-phoenix #sirius-black #love

Harry, Cedric, I suggest you both go up to bed," said Dumbledore, smiling at both of them. "I am sure Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are waiting to celebrate with you, and it would be a shame to deprive them of this excellent excuse to make a great deal of mess and noise.


J.K. Rowling


#excellence

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter

Elvis and I continued to be friends, and I saw him once or twice a year. But he was a troubled person.


Ursula Andress


#elvis #friends #him #i #once

Perhaps a hundred people assembled one evening, May 15, 1876, at the time when the country was celebrating the hundredth anniversary of its political independence.


Felix Adler


#assembled #celebrating #country #evening #hundred

I am in the process of starting a nonprofit organization that gives rescued animals a home in a simulated wild environment and, for those who have been tested on, who are disabled, aggressive, etc., their own space to live out their days.


Casey Affleck


#am #been #days #disabled #environment

But human beings fall easily into despair, and from the very beginning we invented stories that enabled us to place our lives in a larger setting, that revealed an underlying pattern, and gave us a sense that, against all the depressing and chaotic evidence to the contrary, life had meaning and value.


Karen Armstrong


#beginning #beings #chaotic #contrary #depressing






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