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My name is Mr. Brickton, and this brick, it weighs a ton.
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— Jarod Kintz

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I shit bricks, because I’m a constructive pooper.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a patsy in a murder plot.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands could be stacked and affixed together and really make your house not only feel like a home, but less drafty too.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you and your lover are bricks.
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— Jarod Kintz

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When a man has a gift in speaking the truth, brute aggression is no longer his security blanket for approval. He, on the contrary, spends most of his energy trying to tone it down because his very nature is already offensive enough. ↗

— Criss Jami

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A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming could do the same for the world forever. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A football could be swapped out for a brick, to make family reunion football games more fun. But I’m calling it right now: I get to be quarterback.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Sleep with family is a napkin (nap plus kin), and I used a napkin as a blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Brick” could be the name of a restaurant. But so could “Blah,” “Gruel,” and “A Taste of the Gulag.”
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— Jarod Kintz

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