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A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smite thee with His wrath.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be placed in the trunk of a car manufacturer’s competitor, to increase the odds of decreasing their fuel efficiency.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a middle name. But who’d be dumb enough to do that, when it would clearly make a better first name?
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could deliver the zeitgeist through the thick skull of a politician faster than any letter or email.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Blankets could be used to keep politicians warm, when we kick them all to the street. They’ll be warm, but they’ll be bruised, because we’ll continue kicking them after they’re in the street.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a flotation device, if you’re Michael Phelps and don’t need it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to hide my shame and cover my insecurities. But so could a camouflaged condom.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a puzzle. See if you can correctly add up the number of sides. If you keep getting the number seven, try consulting a psychologist—or a numerologist. Incidentally, I just so happen to be the latter, so feel free to give me a call. But don’t feel too free, because my services are most certainly not free.
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— Jarod Kintz

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I was in California when this journalist made a blanket statement about the fact that she did not think that black men and women had the kind of love relationship that Rebecca and Nathan had in Sounder. ↗

— Cicely Tyson

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