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A brick could be inserted in your chest in place of your heart. And for just a couple thousand dollars more, an artificial heart could replace the brick.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be cast in Samuel Jackson roles. It would be cheaper and more dramatic.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be broken—shattered—and then given as a gift, a jigsaw puzzle.



Jarod Kintz


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I have to put up a wall to put up with him. Not an invisible, metaphoric emotional wall, but a wall made of bricks. Those bricks could be used to keep out his bullshit. Bricks could transform him from friend into neighbor, and I think that’s pretty special.



Jarod Kintz


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My name is Mr. Brickton, and this brick, it weighs a ton.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands could be stacked and affixed together and really make your house not only feel like a home, but less drafty too.



Jarod Kintz


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Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you and your lover are bricks.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.



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