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A brick could be used to help America make money. Trust me, this is smarter than letting a central bank like the Federal Reserve make all the money.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used as a trophy, and when you get yours, believe me, you’ll have earned it.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Sex with me has been described by more than one person as “Like making love to a brick.” Of course, you’re probably skeptical, because all men boast—exaggerate—about their sexual prowess. Rest assured, if that’s not the truth, it’s only because it’s an overstatement. A brick actually moves around more than I do.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.
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— Jarod Kintz

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Let my hand be a blanket for my penis.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.
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— Jarod Kintz

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My white duvet is like an avalanche of blanket.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.
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— Jarod Kintz

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