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Love is like a brick, and love is like a blanket. What I mean by that is what I don't mean, and I don't mean anything. 



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


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Sex with me has been described by more than one person as “Like making love to a brick.” Of course, you’re probably skeptical, because all men boast—exaggerate—about their sexual prowess. Rest assured, if that’s not the truth, it’s only because it’s an overstatement. A brick actually moves around more than I do.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


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A brick could be used to revive the spiritual movement in America. But are we as a people willing to accept the unacceptable into our lives? Sadly, I’m afraid I’m crying at the answer, which I know to be unknowable.


Jarod Kintz


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A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used as a cover of your favorite song by your favorite cover band.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.



Jarod Kintz


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