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A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he come from? Probably Washington DC. ↗
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Beth had been a middle school science teacher and Joni was a librarian and they both had collections of weird stuff they had found. Bizarre, misspelled letters written by lovelorn eighth graders. Obscene Polaroids left in between the pages of library books. They used to call each other on the phone to share their latest discovery, and Critter had always remained a little off to the side, never feeling quite as sharp or ironic as they were. Critter was an electrician, primarily home repair, and so he didn't usually come across anything except bad wiring and faulty lighting fixtures. ↗
A blanket could be used to wrap up all the love I have to offer you, so it’ll be easier for you to carry it across the desert. You’d better get walking, because me and my camel won’t be stopping until we have to pee. ↗
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A blanket could be used to line the walls of the Love Chamber, to soundproof it so that nobody hears you scream. ↗
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I love this book like I love a brick and a blanket, which could be used to teach people the value of safe sex. Remember, if you’re going to have safe sex, try not to get locked inside the safe without anybody on the outside knowing the combination. ↗
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A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so nobody can hog all the amor. ↗
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A brick could be used as one ingredient on the greedy Cake of Love. Other ingredients include: Everything. ↗
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A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like a blanket. ↗
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A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. ↗
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I make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I thought you liked that shit. ↗
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