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A brick could be used to send Satan back from whence he came. But where did he come from? Probably Washington DC.



Jarod Kintz


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Beth had been a middle school science teacher and Joni was a librarian and they both had collections of weird stuff they had found. Bizarre, misspelled letters written by lovelorn eighth graders. Obscene Polaroids left in between the pages of library books. They used to call each other on the phone to share their latest discovery, and Critter had always remained a little off to the side, never feeling quite as sharp or ironic as they were. Critter was an electrician, primarily home repair, and so he didn't usually come across anything except bad wiring and faulty lighting fixtures.


Dan Chaon


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A blanket could be used to wrap up all the love I have to offer you, so it’ll be easier for you to carry it across the desert. You’d better get walking, because me and my camel won’t be stopping until we have to pee.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used to line the walls of the Love Chamber, to soundproof it so that nobody hears you scream.



Jarod Kintz


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I love this book like I love a brick and a blanket, which could be used to teach people the value of safe sex. Remember, if you’re going to have safe sex, try not to get locked inside the safe without anybody on the outside knowing the combination.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so nobody can hog all the amor.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used as one ingredient on the greedy Cake of Love. Other ingredients include: Everything.



Jarod Kintz


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A brick could be used like love. But not my love, because my love is more like a blanket.



Jarod Kintz


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A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. 



Jarod Kintz


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I make love like a brick could be used as toilet paper. Sure, it’s rough, but I thought you liked that shit.



Jarod Kintz


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