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At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents, and I can't say no to her. It would just break my heart. But when I was little, for birthdays we just played outside and we were happy if we got any cake.


Goran Ivanisevic


#big #birthday #birthdays #break #cake

The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember people's birthdays.


Julianna Margulies


#birthday #birthdays #friend #husband #i

I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.



Jarod Kintz


#birthday #birthdays #funny #height #humor

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.


Mindy Kaling


#anything #believe #birthday #birthdays #children

Almost every one of my various zero numbered birthdays has had a big concert in London and often in Paris.


Elliott Carter


#big #birthdays #concert #every #had

Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. "My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that's all," he explained. But we knew this was a lie. Glen's parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers.


Augusten Burroughs


#christmas #humor #humor

I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.


Mikhail Baryshnikov


#birthday #birthdays #care #celebrate #else

I loved raising my kids. I loved the process, the dirt of it, the tears of it, the frustration of it, Christmas, Easter, birthdays, growth charts, pediatrician appointments. I loved all of it.


Jane Elliot


#birthdays #charts #christmas #dirt #easter

I just feel like it gets harder and harder every year with Ace getting older and time away from my husband and even family events such as birthdays and friends' weddings and things that I've always just missed out on because of softball.


Jennie Finch


#always #away #because #birthdays #even

…tomorrow was her birthday, and she was thinking how fast the years went by, how old she was getting, and how little she seemed to have accomplished. Almost twenty-five and nothing to show for it.


Louisa May Alcott


#little-women #louisa-may-alcott #accomplishments






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