#birthday

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#birthday party #doing #enough #get #gig

As I approach my 88th birthday, it's become apparent to me that my eyes and ears, among other appurtenances, aren't quite what they used to be. The prospect of long flights to wherever in search of whatever are not quite as appealing. ↗

— Mike Wallace

#apparent #appealing #approach #become #birthday

I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#birthday #birthday-party #life #party #life

Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. ↗

— Walter Lord

#brilliantly #cake #like #lit #looked

All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I'm having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have. ↗

— Brandy Norwood

#could #ever #family #favorite #friends

If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same. ↗

— John Oates

#approach #cake #changed #clothes #flavors

My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, probably because they were too cheap to buy me Christmas or Birthday presents. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#cheap #christmas #funny #knowledge #funny

I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember myself. So it’s fact based on secondhand information and trust. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #trust #funny

I left school on my 15th birthday. ↗

— David Bailey

#i #left #school

Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents. ↗

— Adele

#being #being famous #birthday #both #buy