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Link says if a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it’s jewelry.


Kami Garcia


#gift #jewelry #present #beauty

Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred. "Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?" "Vaguely," said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?" "I forge’ the details," Hagrid chortled.


J.K. Rowling


#dursley #hagrid #harry-potter #humor #pig

The way to beat Luke," he said. "If I'm right, it's the only way you'll stand a chance." I took a deep breath. "Okay. I'm listening." Nico glanced inside my room. His eyebrows furrowed. "Is that...is that blue birthday cake?" He sounded hungry, maybe a little wistful. I wondered if the poor kid had ever had a birthday party, or if he'd ever even been invited to one. :Come inside for cake and ice cream," I said. "It sounds like we've got a lot to talk about.


Rick Riordan


#blue-food #nico-di-angelo #percy-jackson #food

I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #funny

My birthday is on a holiday, I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.


Jarod Kintz


#commemorate #death #holiday #humor #immortalize

Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. "My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that's all," he explained. But we knew this was a lie. Glen's parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers.


Augusten Burroughs


#christmas #humor #humor

The cake had a trick candle that wouldn't go out, so I didn't get my wish. Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for me.


Janet Fitch


#happiness #hope #sentimentality #wishes #wishing

This is your birthday treat, and you're supposed to enjoy it, I reminded myself. It was part of my normal existence to give myself instructions like this. Maybe other people acted and lived in total naturalness. I often wondered if they did. But me? I needed an operating manual.


Lauren Myracle


#enjoy #life-instructions #operating-manual #life

I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of dust, I forgot to ask that they be years of youth.


Ovid


#youth

I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.


Mikhail Baryshnikov


#birthday #birthdays #care #celebrate #else






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