#birth

Prevention of birth is a precipitation of murder. ↗

— Tertullian

#murder #prevention

One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday. ↗

— Bobby Sherman

#built #disneyland #fell #i #kid

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#cord #cut #dog #dumb #everywhere

Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#birth #daughter #easy #go #had

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#birth #birth control #control #just #leave

The happiest lot for a man, as far as birth is concerned, is that it should be such as to give him but little occasion to think much about it. ↗

— Richard Whately

#as far as #birth #concerned #far #give

I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there. ↗

— Evan Rachel Wood

#creepy #ebay #forget #go #got

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' ↗

— Steven Wright

#around #burned #candle #down #everyone

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. ↗

— Steven Wright

#fight #got #i #out #put

Hope is like a harebell trembling from its birth. ↗

— Christina Rossetti

#hope #like #trembling