#birth

The happiest lot for a man, as far as birth is concerned, is that it should be such as to give him but little occasion to think much about it. ↗

— Richard Whately

#as far as #birth #concerned #far #give

I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there. ↗

— Evan Rachel Wood

#creepy #ebay #forget #go #got

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' ↗

— Steven Wright

#around #burned #candle #down #everyone

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. ↗

— Steven Wright

#fight #got #i #out #put

Hope is like a harebell trembling from its birth. ↗

— Christina Rossetti

#hope #like #trembling

Every man should see the birth of his children. ↗

— Dennis Banks

#children #every #every man #his #man

The whole world is a man's birthplace. ↗

— Caecilius Statius

#man #whole #world

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once. ↗

— E. Joseph Cossman

#best #best way #once #remember #way

I was blessed with a birth and a death, and I guess I just want some say in between. ↗

— Ani DiFranco

#birth #blessed #death #guess #i

We are African in origin and American in birth. ↗

— Timothy Thomas Fortune

#american #birth #origin