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Gooseberries should be mainstream berries! Why are chemically fattened strawberries a thing? Why not the delicious gooseberry?


Andrew Dost


#chemically #delicious #mainstream #should #strawberries

I used to date the lead singer of The Cranberries, but she cheated on me. Turns out she had some turkey on the side.


Jarod Kintz


#cranberries #dating #funny #humor #music

Who are these people sharing the street with me? What is going on in their worlds, inside their heads? Are they in love? If so, is it the kind that Mum and Dad have? Based on having things in common, like raspberry picking and a love of dogs, and Shakespeare, and long country walks? Or is it the knock-you-out, eat-you-up, set-you-on-fire kind of love that I have longed for-and avoided-all my life?


Alison Larkin


#love #parents #people #raspberries #shakespeare

Are wild strawberries really wild? Will they scratch an adult, will they snap at a child? Should you pet them, or let them run free where they roam? Could they ever relax in a steam-heated home? Can they be trained to not growl at the guests? Will a litterbox work or would they make a mess? Can we make them a Cowberry, herding the cows, or maybe a Muleberry pulling the plows, or maybe a Huntberry chasing the grouse, or maybe a Watchberry guarding the house, and though they may curl up at your feet oh so sweetly can you ever feel that you trust them completely? Or should we make a pet out of something less scary, like the Domestic Prune or the Imported Cherry, Anyhow, you've been warned and I will not be blamed if your Wild Strawberries cannot be tamed.


Shel Silverstein


#blame

I would love a bowl of Frosties, but I start the day with something healthier like a bowl of yoghurt or berries.


Rachel Stevens


#bowl #day #healthier #i #like






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