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I say that I'm not into you like that, Camryn, because..," he pauses, searching my face, looking at my lips for a moment as if deciding whether or not he should kiss them again, "...because you're not the girl I could only sleep with once.


J.A. Redmerski


#camryn-and-andrew #camryn-bennett #cute #funny #j-a-redmerski

People ask me if I ever get sick of playing 'Daydream Believer' or whatever. But I don't look at it that way. Do they ask if Tony Bennett is tired of 'I Left My Heart in San Francisco?'


Davy Jones


#believer #bennett #daydream #ever #francisco

Bill Bennett really became an idol for me. I listened to him every morning from 6 to 9 for, oh, years.


Jonathan Krohn


#bennett #bill #every #him #i

I listened to Bill Bennett and tons of other talk show hosts who talked about that and other policies and started branching out and caring about other issues in regards to politics.


Jonathan Krohn


#bennett #bill #caring #hosts #i

I think I'm so old I'm in. We call it the 'Tony Bennett Syndrome.' For some reason, young people think I'm cool.


Bill Kurtis


#bennett #call #i #i think #old

I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there because I think they may be in her pocket and I need to get them back.


Katja Millay


#humor #josh-bennett #nastya-kashnikov #humor

I imagine she came out of the birth canal holding a cupcake and a spatula.


Katja Millay


#imagination

She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me, and I am in no humor at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.


Jane Austen


#love #mr-darcy #humor

What did you see when you died?" He has that tenative half smile, like he's almost embarrassed by what he's saying. "Because I'm guessing it wasn't the Sea of Tranquility." And when I look at him, I'm not so sure it wasn't. “Where did you go?" His voice drops just slightly and loses even the suggestion of a smile. He's watching me like he's not sure he's allowed to ask the question, and he's not even sure he wants the answer. I can almost see his grandfather's words and Josh's doubts about them swimming in his head. On every side of me are the lights and the tools and the wood and the boots and the boy I want to see forever. And if the my Sea of Tranquility were real, it would be this place, here, with him. I don't say anything right away, because I just want one minute to look at his face before I give him my last secret. And then I tell him. "Your garage.


Katja Millay


#favourite-scene #josh-bennett #katja-millay #love #soul-mates

...he wondered if maybe just occasionally the gods designed a woman fit for a king or a prince and then gave her to an ordinary man. Maybe they did such a thing once in a while, knowing an ordinary man would treasure her more, love her better. Maybe they even let him keep her - for a while.


Ellen O'Connell


#design






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