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#beard

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Tradition wears a snowy beard, romance is always young.


John Greenleaf Whittier


#always #beard #romance #snowy #tradition

That was an ordinary way for a patriotic American to talk back then. It's hard to believe how sick of war we used to be.[...]We used to call armaments manufacturers "Merchants of Death." Can you imagine that? Nowadays, of course, just about our only solvent industry is the merchandising of death, bankrolled by our grandchildren, so that the message of our principal art forms, movies and television and political speeches and newspaper columns, for the sake of the economy, simply has to be this: War is hell, all right, but the only way a boy can become a man is in a shoot-out of some kind, preferably, but by no means necessarily, on a battlefield.


Kurt Vonnegut


#art

The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.


Timothy Olyphant


#bar #basic #beard #bearded #beer

The beard is here because I got tired of shaving and Grissom, subsequently, got tired of shaving. Grissom, like any other 50-year-old man, is going through a series of mid-life changes. Who knows, he may start drinking.


William Petersen


#beard #because #changes #drinking #going

Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.


Terry Southern


#beard #certain #i #known #long

You can't do comedy with a beard.


Alexei Sayle


#comedy #you

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.


W. C. Fields


#family #men #most #were #women

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair.


Jarod Kintz


#beards #children #dada #funny #funny-quotes

When nothing worked, he decided the least he could do was pick the yam bits out of his beard. But even the proved fruitless since the bits seemed to find their way into the deepest recesses of the beard, and the just small enough boy quickly grew squeamish. Judge if you must, but if you've ever had to pick yam bits out of an old man's bushy beard, I'm sure you'd forgive him.


Jason Carter Eaton


#facttracker #forgive #judge #squeamish #yam

In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a beard on my chest.



Jarod Kintz


#chest #freedom #mustache #redistribution #wealth






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