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Drought is the best thing that ever happened to my lawn. And my beard.


Jarod Kintz


#drought #funny #humor #funny

I’ve been using the same razor since Occam (William of Ockham) shaved off his beard of excessive assumption. My morning routine is always the same. I wake up, brush my teeth, shower, shave, then I put on my goat costume and go flirt with the shepherd girl who lives in the mountains not far from my cave.


Jarod Kintz


#flirt #flirtation #funny #occam-s-razor #routine

I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, but I’d understand if you wanted to shave it off and inhale it. 



Jarod Kintz


#cigarette #fog #funny #humor #inhale

And then the queen wept with all her heart. Not for the cruel and greedy man who had warred and killed and savaged everywhere he could. But for the boy who had somehow turned into that man, the boy whose gentle hand had comforted her childhood hurts, the boy whose frightened voice had cried out to her at the end of his life, as if he wondered why he had gotten lost inside himself, as if he realized that it was too, too late to get out again.


Orson Scott Card


#death #greed #grief #growing-up #lost

It was a year ago today your daughter went missing.’ Bagg had closed his eyes, feeling the death going on inside.


Cole Alpaugh


#circus #death #literary-fiction #love #death

Life without decency is unbearable.


Albert Nobbs


#inspirational #life #movies #unbearable #inspirational

It is a lovely language,but it takes a very long time to say anything in it,unless it is worth taking a long time to say,and to listen to. -Treebeard/Fangorn


J.R.R. Tolkien


#towers #treebeard #two #love

PAVILIONS OF SUN" Swans do fly High above you All the time Prince of Sun From his pavilion Makes you shine Come, come, come into my garden, lady love Maybe I can hold your gold hand Glide within my gold grove, lady love Know the earth and you'll understand


Marc Bolan


#bolan #tyrannosaurus-rex #love

Gracie leaned out the back, craning her neck as far as she could around the side, trying to catch the wind in her nose and flapping lips. She loved driving, and this car was much faster than the truck which hauled her cage. It was very green here, and the sun flashed and flickered behind the tall trees. There were a million smells along this road, both old and just born. She closed her eyes and huffed, pretending she was flying.


Cole Alpaugh


#circus #driving #literary-fiction #love

But I spoke hastily. We must not be hasty. I have become too hot. I must cool myself and think; for it is easier to shout stop! than to do it.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#inspirational #think #treebeard #inspirational






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