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I sit up straighter and puff out my chest a little bit, unsure why I'm doing so even as I do it. I know when I speak I'll have dropped my voice an octave to make myself seem more manly, and when I shake he hand, my grip will be tight and strong. Stupid, I know, but I'm a guy. It's what we do.


T.J. Klune


#humor #humor

The Lord's mercy often rides to the door of our heart upon the black horse of affliction.


Charles H. Spurgeon


#cross-bearing #mercy #trials #horses

The morning was bright and propitious. Before their departure, mass had been said in the chapel, and the protection of St. Ignatius invoked against all contingent evils, but especially against bears, which, like the fiery dragons of old, seemed to cherish unconquerable hostility to the Holy Church. ("The Legend Of Monte Del Diablo").


Bret Harte


#catholicism #dragons #mass #religion #religion

Drought is the best thing that ever happened to my lawn. And my beard.


Jarod Kintz


#drought #funny #humor #funny

I’ve been using the same razor since Occam (William of Ockham) shaved off his beard of excessive assumption. My morning routine is always the same. I wake up, brush my teeth, shower, shave, then I put on my goat costume and go flirt with the shepherd girl who lives in the mountains not far from my cave.


Jarod Kintz


#flirt #flirtation #funny #occam-s-razor #routine

I have a beard of fog that I wear on misty mornings. It’s not cigarette smoke, but I’d understand if you wanted to shave it off and inhale it. 



Jarod Kintz


#cigarette #fog #funny #humor #inhale

And then the queen wept with all her heart. Not for the cruel and greedy man who had warred and killed and savaged everywhere he could. But for the boy who had somehow turned into that man, the boy whose gentle hand had comforted her childhood hurts, the boy whose frightened voice had cried out to her at the end of his life, as if he wondered why he had gotten lost inside himself, as if he realized that it was too, too late to get out again.


Orson Scott Card


#death #greed #grief #growing-up #lost

It was a year ago today your daughter went missing.’ Bagg had closed his eyes, feeling the death going on inside.


Cole Alpaugh


#circus #death #literary-fiction #love #death

Life without decency is unbearable.


Albert Nobbs


#inspirational #life #movies #unbearable #inspirational

It is a lovely language,but it takes a very long time to say anything in it,unless it is worth taking a long time to say,and to listen to. -Treebeard/Fangorn


J.R.R. Tolkien


#towers #treebeard #two #love






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