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#batteries

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When I'm off the road, my husband and I recharge our batteries. It's a day of deep rest and connection with the spiritual, and that can be anything - going for a walk in nature, being in silence, burning incense.


Alanis Morissette


#batteries #being #burning #connection #day

The Hardy Boys burned me out. I was recharging my batteries. It was time to return to work, but it was tough because my visibility was low.


Parker Stevenson


#because #burned #hardy #i #low

I noticed that there are no B batteries. I think that's to avoid confusion, cause if there were you wouldn't know if someone was stuttering. 'Yes, hello I'd like some b-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries.' 'What kind?' 'B-batteries!' and D-batteries that's hard for foreigners. 'Yes, I would like de batteries.'


Demetri Martin


#batteries #cause #confusion #foreigners #hard

I am somewhat exhausted; I wonder how a battery feels when it pours electricity into a non-conductor?


Arthur Conan Doyle


#electricity #energy #exhaustion #futility #sherlock-holmes

Of your own indefatigable labor from early dawn and of your explicit instructions, that the batteries should reserve their ammunition, until the grand charge should commence, for which the enemy were undoubtedly preparing.


John Bigelow


#batteries #charge #commence #dawn #early

For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be.



Jarod Kintz


#birthday #dead #death #funny #gift

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.


Steven Wright


#batteries #bought #i #included #some

This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included.


Kevin Sorbo


#actually #batteries #because #been #few

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.


Bernard Manning


#batteries #bought #i #included #kids

I love being around my friends and my family and spending time with my husband. I like being normal and recharging my batteries, and I feel like I have the coolest job in the world where I get to get on stage and perform and get to do a lot of really amazing things.


Carrie Underwood


#amazing things #around #batteries #being #coolest






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