#barney

Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel With every bite for fifty years he was sorry he'd been cruel ↗

— Bill Watterson

#calvin-and-hobbes #life

A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they were on 'Barney', but I embrace the fact. I just had such a wonderful time doing that show. I learned what a camera and prop is, and all that. I learned my manners too, so I guess that's a good thing! ↗

— Selena Gomez

#admit #barney #camera #doing #embarrassed

From 1961 to 1965 Barney and I had not seen another UFO. ↗

— Betty Hill

#barney #had #i #seen #ufo

Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney. ↗

— David Hasselhoff

#before #channel #i #like #long

From that night on, wherever Barney and I went UFOs paced us. ↗

— Betty Hill

#i #night #paced #ufos #us

By the time we went to Doctor Simon I think Barney had been totally disabled for at least six months. ↗

— Betty Hill

#been #by the time #disabled #doctor #had

I was single for six years and during those six years I went back to college and got my degree in Social Work and then... while I was single... Barney came here to Portsmouth on vacation. ↗

— Betty Hill

#barney #came #college #degree #during

The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. ↗

— Jeff Foxworthy

#bit #excited #fife #gets #goes

The Democrats cannot find Romney fingerprints on what's happening to this country. Every fingerprint is Barack Obama's, Joe Biden's, Nancy Pelosi's, Harry Reid's, Barney Frank's, you name it, Eric Holder. ↗

— Rush Limbaugh

#barney #cannot #country #democrats #eric

What I would say about Barney Eastwood is that when our relationship worked, it worked extremely well. He had a lot of strengths as a promoter and a manager. ↗

— Barry McGuigan

#barney #eastwood #extremely #had #i