#bank account

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#bank #bank account #checks #ghetto #little

Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone's life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin. ↗

— Melissa Bean

#bank #bank account #card #cause #credit

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. ↗

— Bethenny Frankel

#bank #bank account #choices #diet #food

I'm letting no man handle my bank account. ↗

— Hattie McDaniel

#bank #bank account #handle #i #letting

In fact, I had a series of offers which would have brought me a lot of money to make films and package TV programs. There were people who said to me, we'll put a million dollars in your bank account tomorrow, which is a hard thing to turn down. ↗

— Roone Arledge

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There comes a point where it doesn't matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account. ↗

— Chris Martin

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I'm laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing. ↗

— Carlos Santana

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I've never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert attention from the Holocaust gold scandal. ↗

— Benazir Bhutto

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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. ↗

— Paula Poundstone

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If I was a gold-digger, I would have a lot of money in my bank account. I'd be worth millions and millions. ↗

— Heather Mills

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