#bank account

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#bank #bank account #checks #ghetto #little

I wasn't ever interested in marrying someone else's career or bank account. ↗

— Kathie Lee Gifford

#bank #bank account #career #else #ever

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. ↗

— Bethenny Frankel

#bank #bank account #choices #diet #food

I'm letting no man handle my bank account. ↗

— Hattie McDaniel

#bank #bank account #handle #i #letting

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. ↗

— Al Goldstein

#bank #bank account #because #cannot #cheating

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. ↗

— Irwin Corey

#bank #bank account #interest #like #lose

Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. ↗

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau

#bank #bank account #cook #digestion #good

Aging is an inevitable process. I surely wouldn't want to grow younger. The older you become, the more you know; your bank account of knowledge is much richer. ↗

— William Holden

#aging #bank #bank account #become #grow

Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone's life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin. ↗

— Melissa Bean

#bank #bank account #card #cause #credit

Just because my bank account hasn't swelled astronomically I don't consider myself any less of a success. ↗

— Lydia Lunch

#any #bank #bank account #because #consider