#bank account

I'm letting no man handle my bank account. ↗

— Hattie McDaniel

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I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. ↗

— Paula Poundstone

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If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. ↗

— Al Goldstein

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If I was a gold-digger, I would have a lot of money in my bank account. I'd be worth millions and millions. ↗

— Heather Mills

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In fact, I had a series of offers which would have brought me a lot of money to make films and package TV programs. There were people who said to me, we'll put a million dollars in your bank account tomorrow, which is a hard thing to turn down. ↗

— Roone Arledge

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My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind of mother. ↗

— Laura Dern

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I had no idea of the size of my bank account as a teen, and I didn't care to know. That was my mom's job, I figured that I would just find out when I turned 18. If you can't trust your mom, then who can you trust? ↗

— Anna Chlumsky

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Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. ↗

— Irwin Corey

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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. ↗

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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Aging is an inevitable process. I surely wouldn't want to grow younger. The older you become, the more you know; your bank account of knowledge is much richer. ↗

— William Holden

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