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I can tell you that the end of a life is the sum of the love that was lived in it.


Cassandra Clare


#life

Green-eyed monsters,” said Magnus, and grinned. He deposited Chairman Meow on the ground, and the cat moved over to Alec, and rubbed against his leg. “The Chairman likes you.” “Is that good?” “I never date anyone my cat doesn’t like,” Magnus said easily, and stood up. “So let’s say Friday night?” A great wave of relief came over Alec. “Really? You want to go out with me?” Magnus shook his head. “You have to stop playing hard to get, Alexander. It makes things difficult.” He grinned.


Cassandra Clare


#alec-lightwood #magnus-bane #dating

Simon rolled his eyes. "It's a good thing we know the person who's dating Magnus," he said. "Otherwise, I get the feeling we'd all just lie around all the time wondering what the hell to do next. Or try to raise the money to hire Magnus by selling lemonade.


Cassandra Clare


#simon-lewis #dating

Have a little faith in my magic fingers


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #sarah-rees-brennan #faith

I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?" "You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't." "There goes my Saturday.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-lost-souls #funny #humor #lambada #magnus-bane

Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actually," replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infomercials you'd know that.


Cassandra Clare


#magic #magnus-bane #funny

That's your truck parked up by the factory isn't it?" Magnus pointed. "It's awfully butch for a bookseller.


Cassandra Clare


#city-of-ashes #funny #magnus-bane #funny

There's no need to clarify my finger snap," said Magnus. "The implication was clear in the snap itself.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #magnus-bane #humor

Wear that scarf," he said, pointing to a blue cashmere scarf hanging on a peg. "It matches your eyes." Alec looked at it. Suddenly he was filled with hate - for the scarf, for Magnus, and most of all for himself. "Don't tell me," he said. "The scarf's a hundred years old, and it was given to you by Queen Victoria right before she died, for special services to the Crown or something." Magnus sat up. "What's gotten into you?" Alec stared at him. "Am I the newest thing in this apartment?" "I think that honor goes to Chairman Meow. He's only two." "I said newest, not youngest," Alec snapped.


Cassandra Clare


#cassandra-clare #city-of-lost-souls #fight #humor #jealousy

You’re seventeen,” Magnus said. “You can’t have wasted a life you’ve barely lived.


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #life






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