#banana

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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.


Ryan Stiles


#eating #i #interrupt #me #never

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.


Anne Lamott


#amass #america #anyone #anyway #bad

I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.


Chris Isaak


#blow #fireworks #i #i love #love

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas."


Claude Pepper


#age #bananas #buy #even #every

Everything in my life revolves around people playing at being something.


Banana Yoshimoto


#inspirational #japanese #life #personal #inspirational

As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris movie.


George A. Romero


#carry #ed #ed harris #great #harris

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.


Casey Affleck


#bark #eat #family #i #love

You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.


John Rachel


#calculus #chimpanzee #education #golden-rule #lyme-disease

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.


Harvey Korman


#certain #i #know #persona #star