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Your love is different from mine. What I mean is, when you close your eyes, for that moment, the center of the universe comes to reside within you. And you become a small figure within that vastness, which spreads without limit behind you, and continues to expand at tremendous speed, to engulf all of my past, even before I was born, and every word I've ever written, and each view I've seen, and all the constellations, and the darkness of outer space that surrounds the small blue ball that is earth. Then, when you open your eyes, all that disappears. I anticipate the next time you are troubled and must close your eyes again. The way we think may be completely different, but you and I are an ancient, archetypal couple, the original man and woman. We are the model for Adam and Eve. For all couples in love, there comes a moment when a man gazes at a woman with the very same kind of realization. It is an infinite helix, the dance of two souls resonating, like the twist of DNA, like the vast universe. Oddly, at that moment, she looked over at me and smiled. As if in response to what I'd been thinking, she said, "That was beautiful. I'll never forget it.


Banana Yoshimoto


#lizard #love #yoshimoto #beauty

No, I don't know why Bobby and Peter Farrelly bothered with a 'Three Stooges' movie, either. But if they're anything like some men I know, their love for Moe, Larry, and Curly (and an assortment of fourth bananas) is deep, abiding, and unembarrassable. In other words: How could the Farrellys not?


Wesley Morris


#bananas #bobby #bothered #could #curly

Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.


Frankie Muniz


#basketball #cars #i #know #like

I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.


Joe Murray


#assuming #banana #bananas #because #cheese

My favorite healthy foods are Jamaican chicken soup, Jamaican chicken stew peas, Jamaican brown stew chicken, plantains and banana chips.


Sanya Richards-Ross


#brown #chicken #chips #favorite #foods

His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.


Charlotte Curtis


#banana #his #like #peel #sounds

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.


Chi Chi Rodriguez


#bananas #buy #even #getting #green

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.



Dark Jar Tin Zoo


#condom #food #fruit #funny #humor

Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously. 



Jarod Kintz


#dangerous #dangerously #food #fruit #funny

The sky was incredibly far away, and beautiful enough to make a person wonder why our hearts are never so free.


Banana Yoshimoto


#beauty






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