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Once you touch the biographies of human beings, the notion that political beliefs are logically determined collapses like a pricked balloon.


Walter Lippmann


#beings #beliefs #biographies #collapses #determined

I once threw a water balloon on a girl because I caught her cheating on me. She was kissing my friend and I thought, 'Oh, this can't be happening.' It was bad and I was much older than you think throwing a water balloon. I was 14.


Breckin Meyer


#balloon #because #caught #cheating #friend

If I were mayor, I'd invite everyone to have free boat trips on the river and free balloon rides over the city. I'd let the elderly in residential homes wander free.


Jane Birkin


#boat #city #elderly #everyone #free

If 'Black Balloon' had come out before 'The Mummy,' casting agents wouldn't have been able to see me for the first time in 'The Mummy.' But now that 'The Mummy' has come out before 'The Black Balloon,' that's a very good combination.


Luke Ford


#agents #balloon #been #before #black

Another term for balloon is bad breath holder.


Demetri Martin


#bad #bad breath #balloon #breath #holder

I've told my children that when I die, to release balloons in the sky to celebrate that I graduated. For me, death is a graduation.


Elisabeth Kubler-Ross


#balloons #celebrate #children #die #graduated

Listen, kid. This is what happens: Somebody-girl usually-got a free spirit, doesn't get on too good with her parents. These kids, they're like tied-down helium balloons. They strain against the string and strain against it, and then something happens, and that string gets cut, and they just fly away. And maybe you never see the balloon again. It lands in Canada or somethin', gets work at a restaurant, and before the balloon even notices, it's been pouring coffee in that same dinner to the same sad bastards for thirty years. Or maybe three or four years from now or three or four days from now, the prevailing winds take the balloon back home, because it needs money, or it sobered up, or it misses its kid brother. But listen, kid, that string gets cut all the time." "Yeah, bu-" "I'm not finished, kid. The thing about these balloons is that there are so goddamned many of them. The sky is choked full of them, rubbing up against one another as they float to here or from there, and every one of those damned balloons ends up on my desk, one way or another, and after awhile a man can get discouraged. Everywhere the balloons, and each of them with a mother and father, or God forbid both, and after a while, you can't even see'em individually. You look up at all the balloons in the sky and you can see all of the balloons, but you cannot see any one balloon.


John Green


#money

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.


Gary Busey


#balloons #blowing #companion #dark #dark side

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?


Dennis Miller


#cost #days #does #electricity #expensive

President Obama could keep a big map with push pins on it to keep track of how many countries hate us, and when we get down to only half, let's have a ball. I'll blow up the balloons myself.


Paula Poundstone


#balloons #big #blow #could #countries






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