#bald

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it. ↗

— Gedde Watanabe

#going #having #i #major #major problem

I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloated bellies and bald heads, that's malnutrition, too. ↗

— Dick Gregory

#american #any #bald #because #bellies

I still never get recognized. Small, bald white guys like myself - we all kind of look the same. ↗

— Moby

#get #guys #i #kind #like

The only time I'm not Hulk Hogan is when I'm behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can't just say 'hello' like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan. ↗

— Hulk Hogan

#because #behind #blond #blond hair #closed

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly? ↗

— Julio Iglesias

#belly #find #me #old #too

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. ↗

— Matthew Arnold

#baldness #bare #full #grandeur #mountain

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired? ↗

— Mackenzie Astin

#directors #either #how #most #noticed

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage. ↗

— Jimmy Breslin

#bald #candidates #disagreeable #fat #how

Man may trust man, Prince Elric, but perhaps we'll never have a truly sane world until men learn to trust mankind. That would mean the death of magic, I think. ↗

— Michael Moorcock

#eternal-champion #magic #man #mankind #sanity

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know? ↗

— Joe Cocker

#blues #fat #god #guy #i