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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #bachelor
The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again. ↗
— Nora Ephron
#marriage #singles #women #marriage
A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once. ↗
— Ed Wynn
#makes #man #mistake #never #once
I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor. ↗
— Sara Gilbert
#am #ashamed #bachelor #i #i am
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. ↗
— Samuel Goldwyn
#life #man #single #single man
I'm single because I was born that way. ↗
— Mae West
#choice #dignity #empowerment #freedom #independence
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. ↗
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
#bachelor #buying #furniture #like #marrying
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. ↗
— Phyllis Diller
#bachelor #guy #made #mistake #never
Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse. ↗
— Edward Lear
#caught #house #living #mouse #muffin
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. ↗
— H. L. Mencken
#about #bachelors #know #married #married men
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. ↗
— Lady Bird Johnson
#bachelor #been #born #every #orphan