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#bachelor

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #bachelor




The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.


Nora Ephron


#marriage #singles #women #marriage

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.


Ed Wynn


#makes #man #mistake #never #once

I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.


Sara Gilbert


#am #ashamed #bachelor #i #i am

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.


Samuel Goldwyn


#life #man #single #single man

I'm single because I was born that way.


Mae West


#choice #dignity #empowerment #freedom #independence

Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.


H. Jackson Brown, Jr.


#bachelor #buying #furniture #like #marrying

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.


Phyllis Diller


#bachelor #guy #made #mistake #never

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.


Edward Lear


#caught #house #living #mouse #muffin

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.


H. L. Mencken


#about #bachelors #know #married #married men

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.


Lady Bird Johnson


#bachelor #been #born #every #orphan






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