#bachelor

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A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.


Sholom Aleichem


#comes #different #direction #each #man

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.


Phyllis Diller


#bachelor #guy #made #mistake #never

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.


Thomas Fuller


#best #commonwealth #hedge #married #married men

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor.


Lady Bird Johnson


#bachelor #been #born #every #orphan

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.


Samuel Johnson


#bachelors #consciences #married #married men #men

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.


Mae West


#double-entendre #empowerment #freedom #independence #institutions

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of someone or other of their daughters.


Jane Austen


#classics #marriage #men #possessiveness #single-men

There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.


Honore de Balzac


#make #pregnancy #sly #smile #some

I have a Bachelor of Arts in English, which means I had a lot of formal training in reading.


Kate DiCamillo


#bachelor #english #formal #had #i

Xav sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I wanted to warn her not to rise to the bait Xav was dangling in front of her but it was too late. Xav added some Parmesan and pepper. 'Suspicious, Diamond? You should be. This is a bachelor party I'm organizing, not a school outing, and it is going to tick all of Trace's boxes. Lola is either a very efficient water sports instructor or an exotic dancing girl; I'll leave it your imagination.' I rolled my eyes at Diamond. 'Myabe she's both. I mean the guys will really go for that, I guess. Don't worry,Di, Luigi and his crew will not disappoint us girls.' Luigi was in fact Contessa Nicoletta's little bespectacled chef with whom I had been consulting about the menu for Friday, but the Benedicts weren't to know that. 'He has promised to provide something suitably spicy for our tastes.


Joss Stirling


#crystal #funny #humour #laugh #party